Hello police? I’d like to study multiple murders.
National Roast Day has come and gone, and the casualty report is coming in.
On Wednesday Wendy’s took to the internet in its annual tradition of laying waste to fellow companies on the Twitterverse, who in a ill twist, actually
for the abuse.
All that remained were the scorched corpses of blueish ticks, crispier than the fries it purports to make.
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Thus follows the most savage burns of #NationalRoastDay 2022:
Wendy, long the undisputed queen of Twitter conflagration, was indiscriminate in her destruction, besides brutally tearing downward any regular person who asked for it.
The company fifty-fifty offered all sacrificial volunteers a free medium fries with a purchase through its app.
“Gotta do something with all this salt,” she mused.
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